Condom Eater Has His Bubble Burst!
Doctors in Miami failed to save the life of a man who had swallowed 80 condoms filled with heroin, after one of the condoms burst, spilling toxic amounts of the drug into his blood stream. The 59 year old Colombian, of course, checked himself into the emergency room after complaining of chest pains; where X-ray's revealed the treasure trove of condoms hidden deep within. Despite surgically removing the condoms surgeons were unable to save his life. The heroin was valued at over $60,000. If he had lived the Colombian would have gotten life in prison anyway.

Cancer Survivor Demands Dog Balls!
A San Francisco man went public last year with his request to have an artificial dog testicle implanted in his body. Jim Webb, an airline employee, wants to have his recently removed testicle replaced with a Neutical, a prosthetic testicle that up until now has only been used on dogs. Jim, 42, says that having only one ball is embarrassing in intimate situations and that if plastic surgeons are willing to do penis enlargements and breast implants then he should be allowed to have his nut replaced.

Man Sues For Divorce Over Missing Boob!
An Egyptian man filed for divorce on the grounds that his wife has only one boob. The man learned of his wife's birth defect after 20 months of marriage, during which he never saw her naked, even while consummating. He claims that his wife deliberately mislead him and will not be able to adequately fulfill her duties as wife and mother. The Egyptian court denied his petition saying that the woman was healthy and otherwise normal.

Italian Doctor finds year old condom inside woman
An Italian woman was rushed to the emergency room after complaining of severe lower abdomen pain. After a routine exam doctors found the cause of her discomfort to be an aging condom lodged deep inside her abdomen. Doctors speculate the condom fell off during sex and was forgotten about. Even more surprised was the women's husband who claims to have never used condoms with his wife.